Top 10 Best November 20th Wall Newspaper Jokes

1. The Secret to Mastering Geometry
On the way home from school, Minh said to Toan:
- Want to know the 'secret' to remembering geometry?
- How? Tell me!
- It's easy! Just 'collect' things.
- How do I do that?
- Find real objects, for example: a circle can be a mandarin, grape, orange, or apple... and square or rectangle shapes can be mooncakes or chewing gum wrappers...
If you always have them around, you'll remember the shapes easily.
- Oh! That’s clever! What about straight lines, should I use the 'whip' from my parents and the 'ruler' from the teacher?

- !?!

2. The Lazy Teacher
Once upon a time, there was a very lazy teacher who would often find excuses not to teach. One day, he entered the classroom and asked the students:

- Do you know what we're learning today?

The whole class responded:

- No, sir!

The teacher, pretending to be angry, said:

- You don’t know? Then why are you even here? Go home!

The students quickly left, planning to answer differently the next time the teacher asked. The next day, the teacher asked:

- Do you know what we are learning today?

The class replied together:

- Yes, sir!

- Since you already know, what are you still doing here? Go home!

The students were upset, so they planned to answer half of them with 'yes' and the other half with 'no' next time. The following day, the teacher asked:

- Do you know what we're learning today?

Half of the class replied:

- Yes, sir!

The other half replied:

- No, sir!

- Well then, those who know can stay and teach the others, while I’ll go home!

3. Students in the Digital Age
The teacher was reading the story of “The Three Little Pigs” to the children. When she reached the part where one pig asks the farmer for straw, she paused and asked:

- Can anyone tell me what the farmer said?

Mạnh raised his hand and said:

- Teacher, the farmer must have said: “Oh my! A talking pig!”

1. Facebook Era
Two teacher and student were having a conversation.
- Have you finished your homework, Tú?
- Yes, I did and posted it on Facebook. I tagged you too. Please like and comment on it, teacher.
- Great! I just posted your grades on Facebook and tagged your mother. Please remind her to like and comment too, Tú.

2. Running Late
It was class time when Tí finally arrived at school. The security guard called him over and asked:
- Why are you late?
- My dream is to become the principal, Tí answered.
- I asked why you're late, not about your dream! The guard said firmly.
- So when do you ever see the principal arriving early?

3. The Sea
During geography class, the teacher noticed Tâm wasn't paying attention.
- Teacher: Tâm! Can you tell me what the sea is?
- Tâm (startled): The sea is a poem by Xuân Diệu!
- Teacher: ?!?

1. Just One Mistake
Two students were talking to each other. One of them complained:
- My teacher is really unfair. I wrote such a great essay, but she gave me an F just because I made one spelling mistake.
- What was the mistake?
- Instead of writing "My teacher loves raising people," I accidentally wrote "My teacher loves raising husbands."

2. The Teacher's Clever Introduction
At the start of math class, the teacher gave a riddle to the class:
- What do we call it when someone steals music?
- We call it plagiarism, teacher!
- What about stealing ideas?
- That's idea plagiarism!
- And stealing poetry?
- That's poetry plagiarism!
- So, what do we call stealing teeth?
The class stared at each other in confusion.
- Open your books, today we're going to learn about 'derivatives'.

3. Who's Right, Teacher or Student?
The kindergarten teacher brought in a drawing of a duck holding an umbrella.
She told the students to color the duck yellow and the umbrella sky blue. Everyone followed the instructions, except little Pinky. When the teacher picked up Pinky’s drawing, she frowned and asked:
- Pinky, have you ever seen a blue duck?
- No, teacher! - Pinky replied.
Then the teacher asked:
- So why did you color the duck blue?
Pinky shrugged and answered:
- Well, have you ever seen a duck holding an umbrella?

1. Whitening
During a chemistry class, the teacher noticed Ti turning around and playing with something. She asked him:
- Ti! Can you tell me which type of acid is commonly used for whitening?
- Well, there are several kinds, teacher.
- Could you give me some examples?
- For instance, Omo and Tide!

2. Math Examples
During math class, the teacher asked a student to come to the board:
- Can you give me examples of monomials, binomials, and polynomials?
The student responded quickly:
- Sure, teacher! Last night, my whole family stayed up watching the football match, that's a polynomial.
By the end of the first half, it was just my dad and me watching, that's a binomial.
At the end of the game, it was just me, that's a monomial.

3. 1 x 10 = 9
A bread costs 1 hao, how much for 10 breads?
- Around 9 hao, teacher.
- Why 9 hao? Check your math.
- Because when you buy in bulk, they give a discount!

1. Naming Objects
During a biology class, the teacher brought in a cage with various birds. She pulled one out, hiding it behind her back and only showing its tail, then asked the class:
- What bird is this?
- It's a myna, teacher!
- Wrong! It's a woodpecker. Try again...
She pulled out another bird and asked:
- What about this one?
- Um... I think it's a red-whiskered bulbul!
- No, it's a nightingale. You haven't been studying! Tell me your name.
- I'll let you guess that, teacher!

2. Opposites
In a vocational class, the teacher asked the students to say the opposite of the word he would say:
- Black.
- Not black.
- Hot.
- Not hot.
The teacher turned red with frustration:
- That's not right!
- Yes, it is!
The teacher, getting angrier:
- Silence!
Students, undeterred:
- Not silence!
The teacher, losing his patience:
- Are you scared of me?
Students, defiantly:
- We're not scared of you!
- Huh?!
- Not huh!

3. Detention Assignments
The teacher walked around checking everyone's homework. Many students hadn't completed it. He asked:
- Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend?
Student 1:
- No, teacher!
- Well, you're free, so go copy it 3 times for detention.
He then asked another student:
- Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend?
- Yes, teacher!
- If you have one, ask them to copy with you. Copy it 5 times for detention.
The teacher turned to the next student:
- What about you? Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend?
Student 3 hesitated:
- I broke up yesterday, teacher!
- You're free now, go copy it 7 times for detention.
- !!!

1. Kicked Out for Answering the Teacher's Tough Question Correctly
One day, Tèo came home from school much earlier than usual. His mother, puzzled, asked:
- Why are you home so early today?
Tèo replied:
- Because I was the only one who answered the teacher’s difficult question.
His mother, proud, asked:
- Wow, my son is so smart today! What did the teacher ask?
Tèo shrugged:
- The teacher asked, 'Who was late to school and climbed over the fence to get in?'
- !!!

2. The Teacher Stunned by Her Student's Math Skills
During a physics lesson, the teacher called Na up to the board to solve a problem. She asked:
- If someone starts traveling from point A to point B at 7 a.m. with a speed of 150 km/h, how long will it take them to reach point B?
Na thought for a moment and answered:
- Well, it depends, teacher, it could take anywhere from a week to several months.
The teacher was stunned:
- What do you mean by that?
Na shrugged:
- Well, with that speed, the person would probably need to wait for their discharge from the hospital before they could continue to point B!
- !!!

3. The Teacher’s Reason for Breaking the Light Bulb
The teacher walked into the classroom and immediately threw his shoe at the light bulb on the wall.
The bulb shattered, and the room went dark.
The teacher asked the students:
- It’s dark, isn’t it?
The students, startled, replied:
- Yes, it’s very dark, teacher!
The teacher smiled and said:
- Good. Today, we’re going to study the work 'Turning off the Lights' by Ngô Tất Tố.
- ?!

1. Withdrawing All the Money
During a 4th-grade logic class, the teacher presents a scenario: There is a man fishing on a boat in the middle of a river. He loses his balance and falls into the water, shouting for help.
The teacher pauses for a moment to let the class understand the situation, then continues: "The wife, hearing his cries, knows that neither of them can swim, and there is no one around to help. So, she runs straight to a nearby bank. What do you think she’s going there for?"
A little girl raises her hand:
- Teacher, is she going to withdraw all the money from the bank?"

2. Medical Supplies
The teacher instructs the class:
- Tomorrow, bring an item that relates to health protection.
The next day, every student brings something.
- Tuấn, what did you bring?
- I brought a bandage to cover wounds.
- Very good. And Tèo, what did you bring?
- I brought a bottle of ether to clean wounds.

3. Pregnancy Symptoms
In a medical exam at the University of Medicine, the teacher asks:
- Can you tell me the signs of pregnancy?
After a moment of hesitation, the student overhears a friend whisper: hair loss, bowed legs, and a big belly. He nervously repeats these answers.
The teacher smiles and asks:
- Are my legs bowed?
- Yes, they are.
- Is my hair falling out?
- Yes, it is.
- Is my belly big?
- Yes, it is.
- Well, when I give birth, I’ll let you retake this exam.

1. Starting the Lesson
The whole class is waiting for the teacher to begin the lesson.
Teacher: "I have some urgent business, so the class gets the break for today."
Hearing this, the entire class is overjoyed and starts to leave. The teacher then says, "Wait! You all heard the news about the break. So how are you going to handle this information?"
The students respond, "Well, we will go home or go out to play."
Teacher: "Great! That’s an example of information and how to process it. Now, open your books and let’s start the new lesson!"
Students: ....

2. Not My Answer!
To prepare for an inspection by the Education Department, the teacher informs the class:
- When I ask a question, you all have to raise your hands.
- If you know the answer, raise all five fingers, but if you don’t know, fold one finger so I’ll know.
When the class takes place with the inspectors and the principal present, the teacher eagerly asks questions. Seeing all students raise their hands, the inspector is shocked, thinking the students are all excellent. Nervous and forgetting the rules, the teacher picks Thanh. Thanh calmly replies:
- Teacher, this isn’t my question. It’s actually Vân’s question!

3. The Favorite Writing Assignment
The teacher asks the students to write about their favorite animal. Cu Bin, aged 7, catches a louse and describes it in great detail. Of course, the teacher is not happy with this. She tells Cu Bin to redo the assignment and write about his favorite dog.
Cu Bin writes: "My house has a dog. The dog has a lot of fur, and with that much fur, there must be lice. Let me now describe the louse: ..." and begins describing the louse. The teacher reads it and is furious, ordering Cu Bin to do the assignment again, this time about a fish.
The next day, Cu Bin submits his assignment: "My house has a fish. The fish lives in water, so it has a lot of scales. If it lived on land, it would probably have a lot of fur, and with that much fur, there must be lice. Let me now describe the louse: ..."

1. Who Discovered America?
During a geography class, the teacher calls on Hà:
- Can you point to where America is on the map?
- Here, teacher! – Hà points to the map.
- Well done! Now, Bi, can you tell me who discovered America?
- It was Hà, teacher.

2. The Properties of Gold
During a chemistry class, the teacher talks about the properties of gold.
- Aside from its obvious properties like its shiny appearance, good heat and electricity conduction, can anyone tell me what other chemical properties gold has?
Noticing Tũn nodding off, the teacher calls him up:
- Tũn, what other properties does gold have?
- Uh, gold is also volatile, teacher.
- Are you sure?
- Yes, I’m sure. If you don’t believe me, just leave a piece of gold outside on the street and see.
- !!!

3. The Right Way to Take a Test
In the classroom:
- Teacher: Ánh Hồng, come up and present your assignment!
- Hồng: Sorry, teacher, I haven’t memorized it yet!
- Teacher: Why not?
- Hồng: Well, today you told us to prepare for a written test.
- Teacher: Oh my…

1. Who Was the First?
In a competition, the judge asks the question: 'Who was the first Vietnamese to travel to space?'

Re… eeng! Re… eeng!

The contestant answers: 'It was the first astronaut, teacher!'

The judge responds:

- Wrong! It was Uncle Cuội who flew to the moon and has been sitting by the banyan tree for ages!

2. The Thief of the Magic Crossbow
During a lesson, the teacher notices Long dozing off and asks him:

- Teacher: Can you tell me who stole An Dương Vương's magic crossbow?

- Long: Sorry teacher, I… I didn’t take it!

- Teacher: What are you saying? Stay there! Class leader, answer the question for me!

- Class Leader: Teacher… teacher, it wasn't me either, and no one in the class took it. Just check the bags, you'll see!

- Teacher: ???

3. Evaporation
In a chemistry class...

- Teacher: Can anyone tell me what happens to a piece of iron and a large copper plate left outside in the open air?

Meanwhile, Quỳnh is dozing off.

- Teacher: Quỳnh! Wake up and answer now!

- Quỳnh: Teacher, they’ll evaporate because of the hands of the scrap collectors!