Buzz
1. Thầy Minh - Hanoi University of Science and Technology
"We are engineers; even when we joke, we must maintain the wind speed of our words."
The knowledge shared in lectures is also applied practically and flexibly by the professors.
2. Thầy Hải - National Economics University
- Did you write the rule for the rise and fall of gold prices, Professor? - If I knew that, I would have taken Ngọc Trinh to Macau for breakfast by now.
Professor, you're so funny! You even know Ngọc Trinh, that's so trendy!
3. Thầy Đinh Khương Duy - Foreign Trade University
"I have no motivation to teach at this school, except for the fact that my girlfriend studies here."
Just hearing this, it already sounds so romantic! I wonder which lucky girl is getting all this attention?
4. Thầy Chí - HCMC University of Science and Technology
- Did you understand anything from my lecture? - No, we didn’t! - Great, then let’s take out your papers and start the test.
Such a tough professor! Now, we poor students are in trouble.
5. Thầy Nguyễn Hải Kế - University of Social Sciences and Humanities
"Rivers may dry up
Mountains may erode
But the girls in the History department
Will never be beautiful, ever."
This quote from the professor surely made many students in the History department sad.
Professor, as women, everyone is beautiful and deserves love!
6. Thầy Phái - Hanoi Law University
"I don't push you to the wall
Instead, I push you towards the truth."
Yes, just the truth, and after more study, we'll keep encountering the truth every day.
7. Thầy Thanh - Thăng Long Center
"When you first fall in love, it’s all poetic like a song
After a while, it turns into prose
Once married, it becomes as dramatic as a play
And eventually, it all becomes nothing more than a memorial for fallen heroes at Cần Giuộc"
Clearly, the teacher must be someone with great eloquence, with knowledge ranging from literature to matters of the heart.
8. Teacher Bùi Trường Sơn – DCTT BKHCM –
Teacher: Do you all know why I’m right???
Students: ??? (silent)
Teacher: Because I’m an associate professor!
The class bursts out laughing: 3
– Teacher Bùi Trường Sơn – DCTT BKHCM –
9. Professor Phùng Trọng Thực – Calculus 2 BKHCM
Do you know the secret to excelling in this subject?
Student: Listening attentively
Professor: The secret is to stop attending classes, study at home, AND LET ME AVOID HAVING TO TEACH!
The whole class: o.O
10. Professor Cường - University of Economics and Business
"My entire life has been spent earning money to support my wife and two other daughters." (He has one wife and two daughters)
Not only did this lighten the mood in class, but it also deepened the sense of affection and closeness students felt for him. Teachers with a good sense of humor, who share bold and funny quotes, are always adored by many generations of students, from one class to the next.
11. Professor Khương Khoa Trung - Hanoi University
- Do you prefer 8 points or 9 points?
- 9 points
- Okay, 8 points it is, go back to your seat
The teacher taught me an important life lesson: sometimes, just wanting something isn't enough to get it.
12. Professor Hải - Institute of Educational Management
"A degree is merely proof to employers that you have the ability to learn."
As students, we all deeply understand the meaning of this statement.
