Buzz
1. A Hint for the Husband
2. The Teacher Wife
3. Anything Will Do
4. A Disappointing Surprise
5. Compliments
6. Asking for Directions
7. The March 8th Battle
8. A Married Man Can’t Change the World
A father gave some advice to his grown son:
- If you want to change the world, do it while you’re still single.
The son asked, confused:
- Why does it have to be before I get married?
The father shrugged and replied:
- Once you're married, you won’t even be able to change the TV channel, let alone change the world.
- !?!
9. Husband Jealous of Wife’s Flower Bouquet
A group of wives, who hadn’t received flowers from their husbands for International Women’s Day, were feeling down. They decided to meet at the cemetery to chat. When they returned, each woman carried a bouquet of flowers. The next morning, the husbands met and one said:
- I think my wife must have a lover. I saw her bring home a bouquet of flowers.
- Same with my wife.
The third husband chimed in:
- You guys are luckier than me. My wife came home with an entire wreath with a note that said, 'From your colleagues...'
10. Sweet Revenge on Women’s Day
After being scolded by his wife on March 8th, Tèo decided to go out and returned home only in the evening, still feeling resentful. He went into a bar and ordered a single drink. When he got home, he pretended to be drunk and started banging on the door. His wife opened it to help him inside. Tèo slapped her hard across the face and declared:
- Who do you think you are, touching me? No one is allowed to touch me except for my wife!
Instead of getting angry, his wife smiled brightly. As they got to their room, Tèo thought to himself, 'Ah, what a sweet revenge on Women’s Day.'
11. The Secret to Men’s Success
The son asked his father:
- What is a man's success, Dad?
The father patted his son's head and replied:
- If you manage to marry a good wife, you've already succeeded halfway!
The son nodded and said:
- Then when I grow up, I’ll marry two.
- !?!
12. The One and Only
At a greeting card store for WOMEN'S DAY, a customer asked:
- Excuse me, do you have a card that says "I love only you"?
- Yes, we do.
- Great, I'll take 10 of them.
13. Husband’s Secret Fund
On March 8th, the wife waited and waited but her husband didn’t come home to take her shopping as he usually does. She decided to go to his office to check on him, but he wasn’t there. However, she noticed a jacket draped over the couch. When she checked the pocket, she found over ten million VND. She thought, since her husband would probably use that money to buy a gift for her, she might as well take 5 million VND for herself and do some shopping, then tell him later. When she returned home, her husband wasn’t complaining about the missing money.
Wife: Why didn’t you say anything when I took 5 million VND from your jacket to go shopping? Do you have a secret fund hidden from me?
Husband: What money?
Wife: The money in your jacket on the couch at your office! You’ve been hiding a secret fund all along!
As the husband walked into the bathroom, he muttered to himself, "Oh no! I forgot to tell her I moved to a new office this morning."
14. The Fearful Girl
There was a girl who was easily scared. On March 8th, she went out for a late-night walk with her boyfriend. As they passed a dark alley, a huge rat darted across their path. Instinctively, she screamed and leapt into her boyfriend’s arms. This action made him fall in love with her. However, after they got married, he realized he had been deceived, as she wasn’t scared of anything anymore—not even a tiger, let alone a mouse!
