Buzz
1. Have as many children as possible if you can
Having many children is a blessing from heaven, having as many as you can, the poorer you are, the more children you should have, have them to bring joy to the family and forget the struggles of poverty. The richer you are, the more children you should have, have them to spend all your money. Just have kids, don’t be shy, forget about what others think.
2. Vietnamese men are too lazy
When a man cooks, takes care of the kids, or does the laundry, he becomes an extraordinary creature. Any man who does this will get at least a thousand likes from his wife when posted online. Are Vietnamese men really that bad? Is something so ordinary now considered unusual?
3. The husband is always innocent
Marrying an unhappy marriage is due to the husband's family, not the husband's fault. Once married, you must follow your husband wholeheartedly, even if it means going to the ends of the earth.
4. Beautiful and rich people are always hated
People cannot stand those who are beautiful, privileged, and wealthy. Only the poor and suffering are deserving of sympathy, understood?
5. When you resent your husband, buy a snake oil remedy
Resenting your husband leads to buying snake oil, a huge win for the snake oil industry with a marketing stunt so sweet that no scientist in the world has acknowledged it—except Eva's scientific community.
6. Mothers are always innocent
Getting pregnant before marriage is entirely the men's fault, those awful men, they only know how to enjoy themselves without taking responsibility. Mothers are innocent, getting pregnant means they were assaulted, they don't know any joy in this situation.
7. A happy marriage must involve arguments
Vợ chồng gọi nhau mày tao, chửi nhau như quân vô học mới là sống thật nhé, là hạnh phúc, là không đạo đức giả nhé. Mô phật.
8. Chẩn đoán giới tính thai nhi bậc nhất thế giới
Nhìn ngấn đùi con đầu là biết con sau giới tính gì nhé, ngành sinh sản học thế giới hãy qua Việt Nam quỳ lạy Bái Eva làm thần y nha.
9. My Husband Always Loves Me
My husband loves me a lot, though he's a bit obsessed with gaming, spending 23 hours a day on it. He also likes women a little too much, gambles, is lazy, doesn't earn money, and sometimes even hits me. But besides all that, he really loves me.
10. When a woman has already scolded someone, it's all downhill from there
Eva is like a professional hired to cry and curse on behalf of others. If someone wants to harm someone, just call Eva and within a moment, 5 million will have women rallying together to curse on their behalf. (This is specifically for those who use fake accounts to harm others without knowing the truth and start cursing as if they know everything.)
11. The Eva Hospital: A Miracle Worker
The Eva Hospital can cure anything from cancer to infertility, erectile dysfunction, and even blindness. Since Eva arrived, all other hospitals have closed. Eva should consider selling some poisonous herbs as well.
12. Tips for Managing Your Husband
The most effective methods for managing a husband, as shared by women, include:
- Installing a GPS tracker on his phone
- Secretly reading his messages while he's sleeping or showering
- Stealing his Facebook, Zalo passwords... guessing them or pretending to casually ask
13. Tips for Keeping Your Husband
Every wife wants her husband to always love, care, and show attention to her. She doesn't want him to be distracted by any outside influence. Therefore, women have compiled some super effective ways to keep their husbands loyal:
- Always be kind and learn how to cook delicious meals
- Confront any woman who gets close to her husband
- Most importantly, the husband is forever her husband, and he is innocent
14. Never Abort a Pregnancy at Any Cost
Even if there is no food to eat, no home to live in, a boyfriend has left, and you're only 15 or 16, without a job or knowledge... you should never consider abortion as it will significantly affect your health and future emotional well-being.
