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1. Professor Chi - Ho Chi Minh City University of Technology
Professor: Did you understand anything I just taught? Students: No, sir. Professor: Good, then let's take out a piece of paper for a pop quiz.
2. Professor Duc Duy - Foreign Trade University
In the accounting profession, opening the door could lead straight to prison.
3. Professor Nguyen Quy Thanh - University of Social Sciences and Humanities
The only place you'll find free food is in a mousetrap.
4. Professor Giai Tich - University of Civil Engineering
After finishing the lecture, the professor asked: 'Did you understand anything?' The students replied: 'No, sir.' The professor responded: 'That’s correct. I spent five years in university, three years in graduate school, and have been teaching for years, yet I still find some concepts unclear. How could you possibly grasp it in just three sessions?'
5. Professor Phong - Hanoi University of Science and Technology
Don’t worry, my exam questions are the same every year. Just look at the papers from previous terms to get an idea... The only catch is that the answers are always different!
6. Professor Vat Ly - University of Natural Sciences, Vietnam National University
Make sure to review the material thoroughly at home. Next week, we’ll have an oral exam. If you don’t study, I’ll still give you high marks, but I won’t be pleased about it.
7. Professor - Hue University of Medicine and Pharmacy
There are two types of handsome men: 1. Gay 2. Sugar daddies. If you consider yourself handsome, which category do you fall into?
8. Professor - National Economics University
I firmly believe that 100% of economics students have a tendency toward corruption.
9. Professor - Hanoi Law University
The biggest mistake of my life was marrying someone who also studied LAW at the same university.
10. Professor Son Giai Phau - Hanoi Medical University
Don’t worry about retaking the exam; you’ll have plenty of company. Your fellow retakers are numerous, lively, and even quite endearing.
11. Professor Tran Vu Hai - Hanoi Law University
My exams are always challenging because I believe my students are exceptional. Making the questions easy would be an insult to their capabilities.
12. Professor - University of Civil Engineering
Failing you would trouble my conscience, but passing you would trouble the nation.
13. Professor Hai - National Economics University
Student: Do you know the fluctuation patterns of gold prices, sir? Professor: If I knew, I’d be taking Ngoc Trinh to Macau for breakfast.
14. Professor - University of Social Sciences and Humanities, Ho Chi Minh City
Sophistry is the ill-mannered form of thinking.
15. Professor Binh - Hue University of Medicine and Pharmacy
The eyes are the windows to the soul, but the fundus is the window to pathology.
16. Professor Bui Truong Son - Ho Chi Minh City University of Technology
In your answer, I noticed the phrase 'we have.' Does that mean others don’t? From now on, write 'everyone has' instead.
17. Professor Cuong - National Economics University
All my life, I’ve worked hard to earn money to support my wife and the wives of two other guys.
18. Professor Nguyen Phuong Lam - Vietnam Maritime University
Stop making me feel like I’m talking to myself. I ask a question, and then I end up answering it myself.
19. Professor Huy - University of Natural Sciences
I’ll ask this last question to give you a chance to redeem yourself, but I’m certain you won’t be able to answer it.
20. Professor Nguyen Xuan Dien - Academy of Finance
Real men no longer exist in this world; all that’s left are relics and fossils.
21. Professor Nguyen Dinh Huan - Ho Chi Minh City University of Technology
All the formulas are in the book; no need to memorize them. If you memorize all the formulas, you’ll forget your family when you get home.
22. Professor Dao Tuan Dat - Hanoi University of Science and Technology
Do you know what Hung Yen is famous for? First, it’s longan fruit, and second, it’s me.
23. Professor Phai - Hanoi Law University
I’m not pushing you to the wall; I’m pushing you to the truth.
24. Professor Trung - Thai Nguyen University of Medicine and Pharmacy
There are two types of madness in this world. One is the kind we’re studying here, and the other is the madness of chasing women. From what I know, the second type is more severe and spreads much faster than the first.
25. Professor Binh Minh - University of Commerce
Having morals is excellent. Of course, pretending to have morals isn’t as good as truly having them, but it’s still better than being completely immoral.
26. Professor Thao Ly Luan - Hanoi Law University
The definition of an oral exam: It’s where the examiner pretends not to know what they already know, asking questions to students—who pretend to know what they don’t—so they can answer what they don’t know to someone who already knows but pretends not to.
