Top 9 Funniest English Riddles

What has three hands but only one face? (What has 3 hands but only 1 face?)

A is the father of B, yet B is not A's son. How can this be? (A is the father of B, but B is not A's son. How is that possible?)

What is yours, yet is used more often by others than by yourself? (What belongs to you, but is used more by others than by you?)

What grows but never shrinks? (What increases but never decreases?)

What occurs twice in a moment, once in a minute, but not at all in a hundred years? (What appears two times in a moment, once in a minute, but never in a century?)

1. A T-shirt
2. A bed
3. A chalkboard
4. A clock
5. B is the daughter of A
6. Your name
7. Age
8. The letter "M"

What has a neck but no head? (What has a neck, but no head?)

What has a head and a foot but no body? (What has a head and a foot but no body?)

What is black when clean and white when dirty? (What becomes black when clean and white when dirty?)