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To celebrate Vietnamese Teachers' Day, we can't miss the humorous and entertaining November 20th jokes. In this article, the PasGo team will share the best short and long jokes for November 20th, including illustrated jokes. These jokes can be used to decorate bulletin boards or perform entertaining acts on Vietnamese Teachers' Day 2023.
1. 5+ Short and Unique November 20th Jokes that Will Make You Burst into Laughter in 2023
These short but fascinating and attractive November 20th jokes will bring laughter and moments of relaxation after stressful study and work hours. The top jokes for November 20th, hilarious and irresistibly funny, will be revealed below:
Short Joke for November 20th #1: Why Dad Is Miserable Because of the Teacher
The teacher told Vova:
- Your laziness in studying only makes your parents suffer.
- My dad says it's you who make him miserable, as he has to think a lot and sometimes loses sleep because of you.
- I'm not kidding, right?
- Blushing a bit, the teacher asks again. Can you explain further?
- Yes, because you give too much homework, and my dad can't handle it.
Short Joke for November 20th #2: Whitening
In the Chemistry class, the teacher sees Tí playing something. She asks:
- Tí! Tell me which type of acid is commonly used for whitening?
- Well, there are many types, ma'am.
- Can you tell me what those types are?
- Sure, ma'am, for example, Omo, Tide, or Because people.
Short Joke for November 20th #3: What Kind of Husband?
To understand the students better, the teacher asks them to draw on a sheet of paper their future aspirations.
When she looks, one student draws an airplane, indicating a desire to be a pilot, another draws a stethoscope, aspiring to be a doctor... Natasha, however, leaves the paper completely blank. The teacher asks:
- Don't you want to be anything when you grow up?
Natasha hesitates and answers:
- When I grow up, I want to get married, but I don't know what he looks like.
Short Joke for November 20th #4: Dad's Fondness for Mentioning the Teacher
During dinner, dad reminds his daughter:
- Why are you watching a movie while eating like that? Do you think I won't tell your teacher?
In the evening, seeing his daughter watching a cartoon, he continues to nag:
- All day long, you don't want to study, just glued to the TV. One of these days, I'll have to talk to your teacher again.
- You always bring up the teacher!
The daughter replies:
- Dad, do you believe I told mom about it?
Short Joke for November 20th #5: Studying in the Facebook Era
Two teacher and student chatting.
- Have you done your homework, Tí?
- Yes, teacher. I've completed it and posted it on Facebook. I've tagged you, so please check, like, and comment.
- Excellent. I've also posted your grades on Facebook, tagged your mom. Remind her to check, like, and comment for me.
Short Joke for November 20th #6: Excuse Me, Teacher, I 'Skip'
In preparation for the education department's inspection, the teacher informs the students.
- When I ask a question, everyone must raise their hand.
- If you know the answer, raise all 5 fingers; if you don't know, raise 1 finger to let me know.
During the class, with the inspection team and the school principal present, the teacher enthusiastically teaches and asks questions to the class.
Seeing all students raising their hands, the inspection team is amazed at the students' excellence. Due to nervousness and forgetting the rules, the teacher chooses Tí. Calmly, Tí responds:
- Excuse me, teacher, I 'skip'!
2. Long and Hilarious Joke for November 20th: Laughter Guaranteed
To make the celebration of Vietnamese Teacher's Day more creative and lively, these unique and humorous long jokes for November 20th are a must-have:
Long Joke: 1 + 1 = Yummy
Teacher asks Tôm:
- What is 1+1?
- I don't know, sir.
- Go home, ask everyone, and give me the answer tomorrow.
Tôm goes home and asks his mom, 'Mom, what is 1+1?' His mom, lacking patience, says, 'Get out immediately!'.
Tôm asks his dad, who is watching football. Just as Tôm asks, a goal is scored, and his dad says, 'Delicious...'.
Tôm runs to ask his older brother, who is on the phone with his girlfriend: 'Wait for me downstairs, honey.'
The next day, the teacher asks Tôm:
- What is 1+1?
- Get out immediately.
The teacher, annoyed, slaps Tôm. Tôm responds:
- Delicious.
Unable to bear it, the teacher shouts:
- Get out immediately!
- Wait for me downstairs, honey!
Long Joke for November 20th: Who Stole the Divine Crossbow?
The teacher asks the students: Who stole An Dương Vương's divine crossbow?
The class falls silent. The teacher tries another trick:
- Do you know who stole An Dương Vương's divine crossbow?
- No, sir - a scared student replies.
At that moment, the Principal walks by, and the frustrated teacher says:
- Look, students nowadays are so bad, they don't even know who stole An Dương Vương's divine crossbow.
The Principal nods:
- Well, just ask Mr. Vương to make a report; I'll speak to the board to compensate. Don't make a fuss and tarnish our reputation!
Long Joke for November 20th: 'I'm the Same'
The teacher says:
- Sir, the student Ngốc is lazy, never studies, just copies from the student next to him.
The father asks:
- How do you know?
The teacher replies:
- Here, see this Vietnamese history test, and you'll know.
Question: Who defeated the Qing army on Lunar New Year's Day?
Student Tèo sitting next to Ngốc answers: King Quang Trung, and Ngốc answers the same?
The father argues:
- But that's the answer they learned.
The teacher calmly says:
- Please look at the second question. Question: Who is Mrs. Trưng Trắc's husband? Both answered Tô Định.
The father says again:
- Maybe they remember it wrong the same way.
The teacher says:
- But what about the third question? Question: When did Bình Định Vương ascend to the throne? Student Tèo answers, 'I don't know.' So how does your son answer? He writes, 'I'm the same.'
Long Joke for November 20th: Death Announcement
Little Tý, crying, runs home and tells his father: 'Teacher is always picking on me, Dad. Every day, he calls me to the front to return homework. He intentionally chooses difficult questions to punish me. Today, I was even forced to stand at the back of the class holding my ears.'
Tý's father is furious. The next day, he takes Tý, determined, to see the teacher:
- I heard my child say you're very harsh on him. Why do you treat my son like that?
- I never picked on your child. Think about it; whenever I asked him to come to the board, he couldn't answer, even the easiest questions.
- I also heard my child say you always choose difficult questions. Well, give me an example.
- Here, yesterday, I asked him when Trần Hưng Đạo died, and he couldn't answer.
Tý's father ponders for a moment and replies:
- Well, please understand my child. Our family is in the business, occasionally reads newspapers for news; who has time to read death announcements?
Long Joke for November 20th: When the Teacher Copies Punishments
The teacher goes on a round to check everyone's assignments. Many students haven't finished. The teacher asks:
- Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend?
Student 1:
- No, sir!
- If you're not taken, you must have a lot of free time. Go copy 3 times as punishment.
The teacher continues asking others:
- Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend?
- Yes, sir! - Student 2 answers happily.
- If you have one, tell your partner to copy together, and go copy 5 times as punishment.
Now the teacher turns to the person next to them:
- Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend?
Student 3, embarrassed:
- Yes, sir, I just broke up yesterday!
- Just broke up, nothing to do. Go copy 7 times as punishment.
- !!!
1. TOP 6 hilarious jokes for November 20th bulletin board that will make you burst into laughter
Here is a compilation of the funniest and unique jokes about November 20th that you can refer to and select to make your team's bulletin board creative and captivating, achieving high results. Rest assured, these November 20th jokes will make the atmosphere of the celebration of Vietnamese Teacher's Day 2023 more lively, filled with laughter.
Joke for bulletin board #1: The teacher's bold way of introducing the exam question
At the beginning of the math class, the teacher presented a puzzle to the entire class.
- The teacher asked, 'What do you call stealing music?'.
- 'Sir, it's called musical theft!'.
- 'Then what is stealing ideas?'.
- 'It's called idea theft!'.
- 'What about stealing poems?'.
- 'It's called poetry theft!'.
- 'So what about stealing teeth?'.
The whole class looked puzzled at each other...
- 'Open your books, today we will learn... ''derivative''.
Jokes on the Wall #2: The Pro Teacher
The teacher walks into the class. Clothes disheveled, face stern. The class grows anxious. Stepping through the door, the teacher pulls out a shoe and tosses it forcefully to the far-left corner of the room.
The class trembles. The teacher proceeds to extract the other shoe and hurls it, sending it soaring to the far-right corner.
The entire class shudders. Approaching the board, the teacher inquires:
- So, boys and girls, are you scared, huh?
- Yes, sir... very scared.
- The whole class echoes.
- Well, it's still not as scary as World War II. Take out your pens and notebooks, let's learn something new: 'World War II'
November 20th Jokes on the Wall #3: Getting into the Lesson
The whole class is waiting for the teacher to start a new lesson.
The teacher: 'I have some urgent matters, so you all have this period off.'
Hearing this, the class joyfully heads out.
The teacher: 'Hold on. How will you handle that information?'
Student: 'Um, sir, we'll go home or go out to have fun.'
The teacher: 'Good! That's an example of 'Information and Processing Information.' Open your books and let's study the new lesson!'
Student: ...
November 20th Jokes on the Wall #4: The Ocean
During geography class, Tí seems disinterested in the lesson.
- Teacher: Tí! Tell me, what is the ocean?
- Tí (startled): Ma'am! 'The Ocean' is a poem by Xuân Diệu, ma'am!
- Teacher: ?!?
Short Wall Jokes #5: Math Example
In Math class, the teacher calls a student to the board for a question.
- Teacher: Can you give me examples of monomial, binomial, and polynomial?
The quick-witted student replies:
- Sir, last night, everyone in my family stayed up to watch football, that's a polynomial.
As the first half was ending, only me and my dad were watching, that's a binomial.
By the end of the match, only I was left watching, that's a monomial.
Jokes on the Wall #6: The School Visit Protest
In the morning, a mother calls her son: 'Wake up, it's time to go to school.'
- But why do I have to go to school? I don't want to go there!
- The son presents two reasons why he shouldn't go to school:
- The kids hate me, and the teachers hate me too.
- Those reasons are not valid at all. Get up and go right now.
- Can you provide two reasons why I should go to school then?
- Sure. Firstly, you're 52 years old, and secondly, you're the principal.
6. November 20th Jokes with Amazing Illustrations, Laughter Echoing in the Sky
These snippets of November 20th jokes with illustrations will captivate students, bringing delightful laughter to teachers and friends after intense study hours.
Illustrated Jokes #1: Who's Right, the Teacher or the Trickster?
A preschool teacher holds a sheet with a duck holding an umbrella.
She instructs to color the duck yellow and the umbrella sky blue. The whole class obediently follows, except for little Pinky.
Jokes #2: Teacher Strikes a Pose for Student's Tardiness
November 20th Jokes with Illustrations #3: Who Discovered America?
Jokes on November 20th with Illustrations: 1 x 10 = 9
The article above brings you entertaining November 20th jokes to use in your class entertainment or to decorate the bulletin board for the upcoming celebration of Vietnamese Teacher's Day in 2023. Besides the jokes, meaningful poems and wishes for November 20th are also thoughtful gifts for this special day.
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